Dear Lipton, please relabel for the South

Notice: Southerners you may run across the product.


DO NOT be deceived.

This is regular tea. I opened the bottle of liquid gold expecting greatness. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered “no extra sweet” flavor. It is almost like false advertising.

Pondering their error, an idea struck me. Slowly, I turned the bottle and discovered the problem. Lipton/Pepsi Parternship is headquartered in the North (Purchase, NY to be exact.)

Ahhh, that explains it!


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